WHITE TYPE. BLACK TEE. ONE LINE.
Who's a good boy?!
Who's a good boy?!
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Every two minutes, a Flock camera logs that line to prove it's still alive. More than 12,000 times in the recovered dumps. Watchdog heartbeat. Same box that's photographing plates, people, and bikes on a pole.
White type, black tee. One line. Exact punctuation.
If you know, you know.
Shipping + returns
Shipping + returns
Each shirt is made to order. US orders typically require about one week for production, followed by carrier transit. Because each shirt is made to order, returns or exchanges are not accepted for sizing or change of mind.
If an item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, reply to the order confirmation within 30 days with the order number and clear photos.
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